In theory, my cousin is supposed to drop off two kittens in the next few days. We need good names for them. I’m thinking of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, but not giving either name to either cat specifically, just so they can argue about who is who.

Any one else have suggestions?

I picked Crystal up at her house, which is maybe the second time I’ve been in her house. They have a rat-terriar (or rat terrorist as i prefer) dog that barks like crazy. It was in the garage thankfully.

We met William Shakespeare at Government Springs Park in Enid. Crystal and I went to see “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” in the park. It was a lot of fun, and the weather was perfect. No bugs too. Afterwards we went to the Sidewalk Cafe. It was about 10:30 and very few people were there. We shared some cheesecake (with no toppings). She had water, and I drank coke. We talked for a long time. It was really nice.

When I dropped her off, I stepped inside for a minute. The dog was no longer in the garage and just went ballistic with its damn yapping and barking. It had to have woken her parents up. A friend said they probably let the dog out on purpose.

Wednesday Reese, Tasha, and I went bowling in Yukon. I started off the first two games with strikes! I actually bowled really well. The first two games had a couple strikes and a bunch of spares. But the third game sucked it up. I most have used my quota of spares and strikes, because I had tons of gutter balls and low scores on the third game. I never knew there were so many funny things to say while bowling, but Reese came up with some classic lines. At one point Reese said bowling really made his wrist hurt. I told him he was probably doing something wrong, because sports aren’t supposed to injure you when you play them right.

Tonight Reese, Tasha, Mark, and Kylie are at the White Stripes concert. Damn I wish I’d have gotten tickets before they sold out.

Anyone else go?

How was it?

Anyone have pity for me?

Today was a grand day which I’ll write more about later.

On a sadder note, I read killerkoala’s site today. She lost her best friend in a drunk driving accident on Thursday…the 26th…

Kirsten may be gone, but I thank God she didn’t die in a drunk driving accident. That would have made it ten times harder.

A year ago today Kirsten, my oldest sister, died in a car wreck. Three days ago would have been her second wedding anniversary.

I’ve been at peace all day though, which has been a comfort. God blessed Oklahoma with beautiful weather, cloudy skies, and cool crispness to the air.

I’m going to go visit my sister at the cemetery now.

We didn’t work today because it rained on and off.

I spent the morning dragging ass around the house doing random things. Around 1:00pm I went over and hung out with Reese’s brother Mark. Their youngest brother Nick is sick.

Mark and I then proceeded to do stupid things on the three wheeler. He drove and I sat on back and lit fire crackers (pop bottle rockets). It was scary because he kept trying to pay attention to me behind him instead of driving. We didn’t go very fast though.

We deemed it should be an olympic sport. It is amazing how quickly you can become good at something. At first it took me like 20 seconds to light each one, but in the end I could light them very quickly, and I found that throwing them over your head in a nice wide arc works the best because it gives them enough height to explode in the air.

Homer:I have a great way to solve our money woes. You rent your womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant.
Marge:”Are you crazy? I’m not goig to be a seragat mother.”
Homer:”Come on Marge. We’re a team. It is uter”us” not uter”you.”

(i added this paragraph): When I got home things were kind of hectic. I updated, but didn’t get a chance to write much about friends and such. LeAnn is still sick - poor girl. We talked last night (of course) and it was really nice. I haven’t had tons to say about her lately on my posts, but I haven’t had lots to say about anyone on my posts.

Now to be completely superficial. Did anyone else see the HotOrNot.com person of the year? Wow - talk about gorgeous…

Now to stop being completely superficial. Did anyone else see the ugly person on tv last night? How did he get cast?

hehehe…Anyways. Work good. Weather good. Money good. Friends good. Everything good. I accidentally became radioactive the other day, but things have worked out nicely. I no longer need a night light and the glowing seems to calm those around me.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

My grandpa is doing really well. Well, as well as can be expected. Anyways, that was a lot of “well”s in a short period of time.

Chemistry Joke: If I was an element, I’d be nitrogen because….it is DIABOLICAL! hahahaha… if anyone actually gets that, then leave a comment.

Saturday I had brownies for breakfast. I now know why brownies exist.

Potatos are sin concentrated into food. This is why I don’t like them and neither should you, sinner.

Anyone notice in the song that goes “if you’ve got the poison, I’ve got the remedy” that at one point he says “if you’ve got the cure, I’ve got the remedy?”

och•loc•ra•cy:
Pronunciation: (ok-lok’ru-sE), [key] —n.
Definition: government by the mob; mob rule; mobocracy.

Now I have to ask you this. The people at webster’s are getting lazy ass hell. Since when did mobocracy become a word? I can make up words and stick them in a book too. Such as Sethisness: the state of being perfect…just kidding…but seriously, mobocracy?

LeAnn and I didn’t go to the zoo. She got sick. I was looking forward to the zoo and was sad we didn’t get to go. But you can’t really stop someone from being sick.

I didn’t know what else to do, so I went to Stillwater and hung out with my friend Mike. Then I went to Tulsa and spent the night at Tyler’s. I met quite a few of his friends and we met up with some of our other friends from college. It was good, but I wish the zoo would have happened.

Betsy’s birthday was the 21st. I called, but didn’t get a hold of her until Sunday to wish her a happy birthday.

Tyler and Brian run their community pool. On Sunday, the neighbors across the street from the pool were having a domestic problem. We watched a visitor to their house pull a hand gun out of his pickup and tuck it in his waist. Well, we didn’t want the kids to be in danger so Tyler closed the pool early, but some mother saw it too and stupidly said out loud “Hey, that guy has a hand gun.”

Okay, the whole point was to not draw the children’s attention to it. Someone should have capped her in the knee for stupidity.

Tyler showed me a hysterical billboard sign. It was on the Gilcrease Expressway and said “Sometimes you feel like a nice long hummer.” It was an add for renting stretch limo hummers. Pretty fun for a sign in the Bible belt.

I got home around 12:00 last night (somewhere around then), and got online to see who was still up. Quite a few people were up, but no one was really talking, except Kenny. However, Hesterprynne was on AIM and msged me that my Xanga site was awesome. It was a nice compliment to recieve, especially since I was from a stranger.

Anyways, her site is pretty entertaining (she has the longest list of hobbies ever known to man). I haven’t gotten to read it all, but the entries I read were good.

This weekend made me anxious for college to start back up. Anyways, everyone take it easy. Anyone have an eventful weekend?

My friend Brad after shaving his goatee off: “My chin is cold.”

Marge: “This is the Worst thing you’ve ever done.”
Homer:”You say that so much it has lost its meaning.”

Richard Gear(sp?) to Homer: “It is a good thing Budha teaches us not to give in to desire, because I have the desire to kick your ass.”

If it wasn’t for the date being in the bottom of my computer screen, I don’t think I’d ever know what day of the week it is.

Does anyone out their play with Lego still? I just broke mine out and think I’ll build something that rips lego people in half or something.

Way back during the Anthrax mail scare, I thought the US Postal Service should have issued stamps with pictures of Anthrax spores on them. Why doesn’t the government have fun with people’s fickle little heads?

I know a lot of people watch the Simpsons. But what are some favorite episodes?

Theta Girl had an excellent question. Why were 4 and 1/2 tons of gravel on a roof? Well, I could bore you all to death with roofing details, but it basically breaks down to this:

It improves the life span of the roof. This wasn’t a shingle roof, which means it is covered with black asphalt. The asphalt will crack because of the heat during the summer, so if you put gravel over the asphalt it helps to disapate the heat and keep the roof from cracking.